June 16, 2010

Welcome Wednesday (Plus The Tale of Two "Locas"!)


A big "Thank You" to Kristin and Jaime from Take It From Me for not only hosting Welcome Wednesday, but for also spotlighting my tiny little blog (OK, so I was randomly selected for that, but I'm not one to look a gift horse blog in the mouth:-)

Instead of writing about myself, my family or my blog on this most auspicious occasion, I've decided to give you my take on what I fondly (i.e. irreverently) refer to as "The Tale of Two Locas". The two "locas" a.k.a. crazy women I'm referring to are Kelly from the Real Housewives of New York and Danielle from the New Jersey version.

via google images

The word "loca" is Spanish for crazy, but even though both of these women come across as nuts, only one of them is truly certifiable. That dubious honor goes to poor Kelly. She is in DESPERATE need of psychiatric help. She is seriously ill (mentally, emotionally, you name it) and is obviously not engaging anyone in the real world. Watching her on the RHONY was almost painful. I felt so sorry for her, and it became apparent to the rest of the cast that her erratic behavior is symptomatic of a much deeper psychological problem. Kelly is not a bitch, just a whack-job. Danielle from the New Jersey "Real Housewives" cast, on the other hand, is anything but crazy. She really is just a bitch, and an evil one at that.

Danielle is the sort of person that deserves every bad thing that has ever and will ever happen to her. I feel incredibly sorry that her daughters have to call this woman "mother". My only hope is that as soon as they become adults, they run as fast as they can away from Danielle and never look back. I could go on and on about all the things that make Danielle the piece of garbage that she is, but why bother. Anyone that watches RHONJ and has half a brain already knows that. So let's not mince words here because I'm Cuban and we always tell it like it is. Danielle is a worthless excuse for a human being and is breathing oxygen for no other reason than to spread her vileness every where she can. That doesn't make her crazy and worthy of pity. She is simply a person that the world, and her daughters in particular, would be better of without. It really is too bad that it was Dina Manzo and not Danielle that quit the show. I would've appreciated not having to subject my eyeballs to the sight of Danielle on a weekly basis.

And that's the way I say "welcome" - with a heaping dose of judgmental rantings. Gotta love us loud-mouthed, opinionated Cubans :-)

22 comments:

  1. congrats on being featured on the Wednesday Linky.

    I've never seen the Real housewives but it looks "interesting"

    I'm a new follower
    http://www.bassgiraffe.com

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  2. Hi Dania,

    I'm a new follower! What a great post. You should work on TMZ and put that talent to work. Not everyone is equipped with a sense of humor and great writing skills. Thanks for sharing.

    Anne-Marie

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  3. Congrats for being featured on Welcome Wednesday!
    I am now following you and it would be nice if you could share back the love here!
    Happy Welcome Wednesday!

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  4. Congrats on being featured!

    You've got a new follower from Welcome Wednesday!

    Mayya @ Sew Chic and Unique

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  5. Hello! I am a new follower via Welcome Wednesday. I'm going to be hosting "Keepin' Company Thursdays" tomorrow and hope you'll link up.
    I'm a huge fan of Real Housewives of New York City. My husband even watches it with me. Kelly needs a psych eval and Xanax fast. I don't watch the New Jersey one so much, but do agree that Danielle is pretty vile.

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  6. Congrats on the feature. Already a follower, maybe you could return the favor?
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    Lots of yummy love,
    Alex aka Ma, What's For Dinner
    www.mawhats4dinner.com

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  7. Wednesday Welcome to you. Love your post...a co-worker and I were just yesterday discussing these two women...they sure make your life feel beyond normal, lol.
    http://lustercanyon.blogspot.com/

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  8. Good morning and happy Welcome Wednesday. I am your newest follower, at the moment that is. Hope that you have a great day today. Take care and God Bless!!

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  9. Happy Wednesday. I am already following you but want to tell you about the follow me blog hop myself(Traci66) and my sister(Heck of a Bunch) host. It is called Keepin' Company Thursday. I hope you and anyone else wanting to link up will come by tomorrow (Thursday) and link up.

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  10. That is HILARIOUS! I think they're both NUTS, but I can't get enough of their shows...love ur blog, I'm a new follower from Welcome Wednesday!

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  11. I'm a new follower from Welcome Wednesday! Congrats on being spotlighted!

    ~B.B.
    www.busybuzzer.blogspot.com

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  12. Following from WW! Would love if you'd stop by :) I have some great giveaways up and all have LOW ENTRIES!

    http://takeamomswordforit.blogspot.com

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  13. I'm following from Welcome Wednesday!

    http://suddenlysandy.com

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  14. I love your blog! I'm visiting from Welcome Wednesday. I signed up to be a new follower.

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  15. Love your blog and I'm a new follower via Welcome Wednesday. Please stop by and visit anytime :)

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  16. Dania,

    So true! Both of them are absolutely LOCO!

    We are so happy to have been able to spotlight your blog for our Welcome Wednesday this week. We hope to see you weekly for our event! Thanks for helping spread the news about our Welcome Wednesday with our button- we really appreciate it!

    Kristin & Jaime
    Take It From Me
    http://takeitfrom-me.blogspot.com

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  17. Hi! Stopping in from Welcome Wednesday! I don't watch the "housewives" shows all that often but when I have seen them I have to wonder if they are not all a few fries short of a happy meal! lol!

    Tina
    http://plumbpretty.blogspot.com

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  18. Stopping by from Welcome Wednesday. I'm a new follower. Congrats on being featured. I've only watched The Housewives of Atlanta. I can't wait until they return!

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  19. wow! what a cute blog.I am here from Welcome wednesday & i am newest follower & hope u follow back too.
    http://beingzaraandzidan.blogspot.com/

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  20. Following you from welcome wednesday :) Love it if you'd follow me back!

    www.theloveliveshere.blogspot.com

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  21. Following from twitter hop thursday.
    Already following on twitter & GFC so am liking you on facebook as terri s....
    Terri
    http://tsue-thatswhatshesaid.blogspot.com

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Por favor, throw this crazy Cuban mama a bone and comment on her stuff. Gracias :-)